per WSJ: "An estimated two billion TV viewers will see all or part of the coverage of Prince William and his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton exchanging vows at Westminster Abbey. Add an expected 400 million for online streaming and radio and the number swells to nearly 35% of the world's population. An additional 800,000 observers likely will crowd outside Buckingham Palace the day of the event, many of them tweeting and Facebook posting and shooting video with their phones."
OK. snoring, boring for some, egregious ostentation for others...
so just for fun, how about posting some creative concepts for those of us who-can't-be-paid-enough-to-watch-that-crap to do while all the hoopla is going on, endlessly.
[lucrative=ok(no robbing of banks), obscene=not ok (no stick-it-where jokes please).]
post your well considered creative notions below... (I'll tweet some when possible):